I'm not as old as I could be

Hey Willard how old do you think I am? . . . don't answer that.

Have you ever looked in the mirror and wondered who was looking back at you? Today while I was brushing my teeth I caught a glimpse of myself and then did a double take. . . man I'm old and just when did my eyebrows get so low? and what's up with all the wrinkles? and those age spots, boy who'd a thought I would get old, It seems to me I look more like my mother than myself.